[ Santa's shyness is less about himself and more about seeing Niles. He's never really been around someone with such a good body before, not while they were naked. But soon enough curiosity makes him give up on that and he notes the scars as he slips into the pool as well. ]

I never lost an eye, but I had to fight for food and home and listen to things I loved burn down past the skeleton.

[ Oh, how literal he's being. ]