[ Santa stands up and reaches underneath his shirt to pull out something he's strapped to his skin. He sets the object on the table. It's a broken piece of ceramic with a thick leather strap wrapped around a third of it. It's obviously meant to be a weapon of some kind ]

I was gifted this, it's not important by who. The important thing is, people are starting to make weapons around here and we need to bring back up the topic of self defense. We can't end up dying because we fucking hesitated.