newlydead r2 - day 8 - 6 999s and 3 ushiromiyas

[jinglebros]

[ It's the morning after the Battle of the Bands and time for another meeting. Breakfast is a thing this time as well. Santa's tried to make something pretty decent but it's hard when all you have is shit from fast food places. Still, if you know your hacks, McCrepes are totally possible. So, there's a bunch of those on the conference table this time, accompanied by coffee. ]

Let's do this shit, huh? No squabbling this time, we did enough of that the last go around.

Comments

[golden_dream]

How?

[jinglebros]

because he'll look like a threat.

[golden_dream]

Not to point out the obvious, but he already acts like a threat.

[jinglebros]

[ Defensive. ]

Tell me how.

[golden_dream]

[she shrugs] Are you going to pout if I do? ...He offered me a massage and when I warned him not to do anything weird, he made borderline-creepy comments like "I've never heard any complaints once I've finished," and "Maybe you'll feel like moaning instead."

[jinglebros]

[ Santa laughs and then covers his mouth to try to pretend he hadn't. When he removes his hand he's got a straight face. ]

Yeah, okay. That can be creepy if you don't want it, I'll admit.

[golden_dream]

Yes, ha ha, let's all laugh about it now.

Anyway, there are surely bigger threats here, so just take it easy, Santa.

[jinglebros]

I'm pretty sure he'd get in trouble if he continued that behavior, anyway, so you don't have to worry about it anymore. That takes out part of it, right?

I guess I can take it easy.